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Some Jokes For You. Don't Laugh Too Hard!

Discussion in 'Comedy, Jokes Etc' started by akatalady, Oct 28, 2017.

  1. akatalady

    akatalady Well-known Member

    Here are a couple of jokes. They are jokes but they will give you a clearer picture of how rotten we Nigerians are.

    Check these ones out;

    No1: A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.


    No2: A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."

    No3: A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!"


    No4: Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: "What are you doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Johnson just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!


    No5: A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay.


    No6: An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"

    Let's see your jokes. Register and share yours with us.
     
  2. Admin

    Admin Administrator

    Akalalady. Nice one. #6 is soooo funny :D:D:D
     
  3. Abokiman

    Abokiman Well-known Member

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

    @akatalady I know you can do better than your nasty comments. Glad you are now joking around. Good jokes!
     
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