Naija Square October Jokes And Comedy and More. Join Us!

Discussion in 'Comedy, Jokes Etc' started by Admin, Oct 1, 2017.

  1. Admin

    Admin Administrator

    My people. It should not be about sad news everywhere in Nigeria. We need to jokes and let us laugh them off. Every month, we will share jokes, cartoons and funny stories.

    Find our jokes funny? Register and share yours with us.
    Thanks in advance
     
  2. akatalady

    akatalady Well-known Member

    Waoh! Just what I have been waiting for hahaha. I wish @Abokiman will join us with his jokes without looking for who to dagger :p

    Here's my first Joke:

    A Pastor finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars.

    As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.'

    On the following Sunday, the Pastor rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up.

    Smiling, the pastor said, 'You are the very people I want to talk to today.. the liars ....... Mark has only 16 chapters.'

    God have Mercy.:D:D:D:D:D
     
  3. Jide

    Jide Well-known Member

  4. Jide

    Jide Well-known Member

    *[​IMG] Read with patience [​IMG]*

    USED [​IMG] vs. LOVED[​IMG]

    While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
    In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times;

    not realizing he was using a wrench.

    At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

    When the child saw his father...

    with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'

    The man was so hurt and speechless;

    he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

    Devastated by his own actions.....

    sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;

    The child had written *_LOVE YOU DAD_

    The next day that man committed suicide. . .

    Anger and Love have no limits;

    Choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life....

    Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
    But the problem in today's world is that,

    People are used and things are loved.

    In this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:

    Things are to be used,but People are to be loved.

    Watch your thoughts; they become words.

    Watch your words; they become actions.

    Watch your actions; they become habits.

    Watch your habits they become character;

    Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

    I'm glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.

    God bless you.

    If you don't pass this on nothing bad will happen;
    If you do, you might change someones' life.

    Do u know the relationship between your two eyes?

    They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together.

    Even though they never see each other.

    Friendship should be just like that!

    Life is vanity without FRIENDS.

    * Shared As Received
     
  5. akatalady

    akatalady Well-known Member

    Nice one @Jide
    Still waiting for @Abokiman

    Check this one out. Hope abokiman will not cry :D

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  6. akatalady

    akatalady Well-known Member

    We can laugh all we want but that's what these people are doing in Nigeria. Toying with the people!
     
  7. johnBee

    johnBee Well-known Member

  8. akatalady

    akatalady Well-known Member

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