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Most Difficult Women To Sleep With In The World

Discussion in 'Comedy, Jokes Etc' started by Admin, Feb 9, 2018.

  1. Admin

    Admin Administrator

    I hardly write in this section but I came across a post that ordinarily I would have written off as a hilarious joke. Thinking about it, I realized that it is entirely true.
    Please enjoy and decide for yourself.

    Italian Relationship:
    1st day= Sex
    2nd day= Sex again.

    French Relationship:
    1st day = movies & kiss
    2nd day = Sex
    3rd day = Sex again

    British Relationship:
    1 day= hangout & kiss
    2nd day = kiss & hug
    3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
    4th day = sex and more sex

    American Relationship:
    1st day= Date
    2nd day= Hug
    3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
    4th day= Kiss
    5th day= Long kiss
    6th day= Sex

    African Relationship:
    1st day= Toast
    2nd day= Toast
    3rd day= Toast again
    4th day= Agree
    5th day= Date
    6th day= Date again
    7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
    8th day= Date & Hug
    9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
    10th day = Peck
    11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
    12th day= kiss
    13th day= Long kiss
    14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
    15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
    16th day= Didn't talk to each other
    17th day= Malice till the next day
    18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
    19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
    The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
    The man continued to beg till the next day.
    20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
    21st day= Hug
    22nd day= Long hug
    23rd day= Kiss
    24th day= Long kiss
    25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
    26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
    27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
    28th day= Rape.
    29th day= Police case.


    http://www.nairaland.com/4337555/most-difficult-women-sleep-world
     
  2. akatalady

    akatalady Well-known Member

    Come on!!! That's funny but not true at all. Depends on the woman sha
     
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