Men Should Think Twice Before Saying No To Their Wives

I got this from a friend and want men to a 'chill pill' before saying no to their wives or girlfriends.

Wife= Honey can u please help me with cleaning de garden?

Husband=Do i look like a gardener?

Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.

Husband=Do i look like a carpenter?... then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed

Husband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself

Wife= Its not Me

Husband= Who then?

Wife=simo Our neighbour

Husband= How much did u pay him?

Wife= No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or sex

Husband= Hope u gave him bread

Wife= Do i look like baker?